February 14, 2013   1 note

Owl || Rachel

February 14, 2013   23 notes

I’m sure you all must have missed me.

slytherin-s-smythe:

st-avada-kedavra:

Right.

That’s quite nice. Such a shame you’re wasting those two years, waiting~

You know that I do Jess. 

I’m not cheating on my boy.

Hm.

Merely teasing.

February 14, 2013   23 notes

I’m sure you all must have missed me.

slytherin-s-smythe:

st-avada-kedavra:

Haha! I really don’t want to talk about this.

Why don’t you run along to your little kitty, then, I’m sure he’s dying to know.

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Aw, Jess. I’m sorry. You know that I love you. <3

My kitty has another two years to wait, don’t worry.

Right.

That’s quite nice. Such a shame you’re wasting those two years, waiting~

February 14, 2013   23 notes

I’m sure you all must have missed me.

slytherin-s-smythe:

st-avada-kedavra:

I wouldn’t doubt it. They actually move when she walks.

There was more to it than that, coeur.

You would know.

Mhm. 

You had your opportunity with me, and then you threw it away Jess. Believe me, I would be more than willing to do whatever you wanted if it wasn’t for the fact that I’m in love with Blaine.

Of course Jess. But so would you. No gag relax comes in handy.

Haha! I really don’t want to talk about this.

Why don’t you run along to your little kitty, then, I’m sure he’s dying to know.

February 14, 2013   23 notes

I’m sure you all must have missed me.

slytherin-s-smythe:

st-avada-kedavra:

And her breasts are nothing to complain about either. Not to mention her snark is just impeccable.

Sigh. You and your committed relationship. To think… Well. Let’s not go there.

Awww. Are you calling me a slut? Because that means so much. Most people say I don’t get any. At least you acknowledge that I do indeed get around.

But no. Been tested. I’m as clean as a whistle.

Believe me, those are natural…

You had your chance Jess. Sorry you blew it.

Clean as a whistle that’s been blown too many times…

I wouldn’t doubt it. They actually move when she walks.

There was more to it than that, coeur.

You would know.

February 14, 2013   23 notes

I’m sure you all must have missed me.

slytherin-s-smythe:

st-avada-kedavra:

I can’t say I have the lusciousness that is Santana.

I’m open to any kinds of stroking, really. ;)

Fantastic! I have me, myself, and I. What more could I ever need?

I do enjoy a nice ass.

Oh Jesse. We’ve talked about that.

A box of condoms? Because I swear you have something. <3

And her breasts are nothing to complain about either. Not to mention her snark is just impeccable.

Sigh. You and your committed relationship. To think… Well. Let’s not go there.

Awww. Are you calling me a slut? Because that means so much. Most people say I don’t get any. At least you acknowledge that I do indeed get around.

But no. Been tested. I’m as clean as a whistle.

February 14, 2013   23 notes

I’m sure you all must have missed me.

slytherin-s-smythe:

st-avada-kedavra:

Well well well.

Fourth?

Now that just depressed me.

How are you, Sebastian, darling?

I come first, then Wes, Santana, than you. Sorry Jesse.

Was I suppose to stroke your ego today?

I’m doing very well today, how about yourself

I can’t say I have the lusciousness that is Santana.

I’m open to any kinds of stroking, really. ;)

Fantastic! I have me, myself, and I. What more could I ever need?

February 14, 2013   23 notes

I’m sure you all must have missed me.

slytherin-s-smythe:

st-avada-kedavra:

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So fear not, lowly simpletons, because here I am, ready to quell and worried witch or wizard of where I may have been.

Isn’t it my fourth favorite Slytherin?

Well well well.

Fourth?

Now that just depressed me.

How are you, Sebastian, darling?

February 14, 2013

Hogsmede // Self Para

Tagging: Jesse St. James, Endoxia Montmorency (my oc lol), mentions of Severus Snape (don’t worry I say he’s dead)
Location: J. Pippin’s Apothecary in Hogsmeade
Setting: Valentine’s day
Notes: If there’s anything like wrong with idk mentioning snape-dawg then lemme know

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February 14, 2013   23 notes

I’m sure you all must have missed me.

seeking-kurt:

st-avada-kedavra:

Ohoho~ So sassy. Though hardly true.

I don’t even believe that’s possible.

Opinions can’t be wrong, you know.

It’s true. Wesley and I are happily in love.

They can if they’re stupid.

Good! I’m glad. Any other things going on in your life? Other than Wes.

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